Does the SPCA Cover Stuffed Animals?

A few weeks ago we had a picture of a gal and her strap-on wearing giant teddy bear. I thought that was pretty unusual. But then I found this pic of a girl with her strap-on wearing tiger. That's just so wrong on so many levels.

Does the SPCA Cover Stuffed Animals?

Prohibited Activities While Wearing a Cast

I'm not one of those people that expects everyone to have a perfect body. But I do expect you to refrain from posing for boudoir photos while wearing casts. Wait till you've healed up for crying out loud.

Prohibited Activities While Wearing a Cast

Rust Never Sleeps

I'll tip my hat to anyone that's willing to strip down and pose nude outdoors. I just wish folks would find somewhere a little more aesthetically pleasing than an old rusty oil tank.

Rust Never Sleeps

It's Good to be the King??

Those King commercials always weirded me out. It's not that they weren't amusing or clever, but there's something creepy about that mask. And I'm afraid that a half naked woman wearing it, doesn't make the mask any less weird. In fact, I think it's worse.

It's Good to be the King??

In Honor of Deer Season Winding Down

Where I'm from, a gal like this is worth her weight in gold.

In Honor of Deer Season Winding Down

Don't Get Between Her and a Case of MRE's

I don't think this stocky gal is actively in the armed forces. But she looks ever so comely with her legs spread on a wooden ammo case with her AR-15. Really sets the mood doesn't it?

Don't Get Between Her and a Case of MRE's

No Glove, No Love

Back in the eighties and nineties "No Glove, No Love' was a catchy phrase to try and make people use protection. Apparently, this gentleman took it literally. I can't explain the picture. There's nothing of context in the original photo to lend any explanation to why he's wearing a cotton glove, but there it is for all the world to see.

No Glove, No Love

I Feel Sorry For the Girl

It's a shame that she put all that effort into fixing her hair up all fancy, only to get banged on a crappy pull out sofa-bed.

I Feel Sorry For the Girl

How Do You Get a Girl Naked in a Creepy Basement?

Personally, I don't understand any woman getting naked in a place that looks like it could have been part of Buffalo Bill's lair in Silence of the Lambs.

How Do You Get a Girl Naked in a Creepy Basement?

This is What Airport Security May Require

I'll be keeping my eyes open next time I fly to see if I'm missing anyone flashing in the airport terminal. I haven't seen it yet, but you can bet from now on I'll be looking.

This is What Airport Security May Require

Nice to Have Friends That Will Lend a Hand

Nothing like having your BFF give your landing strip a quick touch up before you head out for a night of debauchery. You stay classy San Diego.

Nice to Have Friends That Will Lend a Hand

Sexy Goulash

I don't care how hard you try, I can't find anything sexy about a woman stirring a pot of goulash, stew or chili. Considering she's only wearing a pair of thigh high stockings and some frilly panties, I doubt this was an impromptu shot of real life. If on the other hand this is real life, I bet people love to drop by and see what's for dinner.

Sexy Goulash

I'm Just Glad She Didn't Dye Her Hair to Match

I know people are crazy about their pets. But this is taking it to a new level.

I'm Just Glad She Didn't Dye Her Hair to Match

Can We All Make a New Years Resolution?

I want everyone to make a resolution to take a little bit classier pictures this coming year. With the advent of instant and eventually digital cameras, our standards for home photos have plummeted.

Check out this housewife from the sixties. That's some classy lingerie, not to mention the perfect hair. I bet this was a major event for the couple that took this pic.

Can We All Make a New Years Resolution?