Disappointed.....

At first glance, I thought this gal was dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS. But then when I looked closer, I found that she was just a kinky chick in a Halloween mask and crotchless panties.

Disappointed.....

There's a Reason Bathrooms are the Most Dangerous Room in the House

This curvy girl should probably stay away from any bathroom acrobatics.

There's a Reason Bathrooms are the Most Dangerous Room in the House

Couldn't They Have Moved it Out of the Shot?

Nothing says "Sexy" like a dirty plate that's been used for an ashtray.

Couldn't They Have Moved it Out of the Shot?

Dream Weaver

Guns hanging on the wall.
Stains on the previously mentioned wall.
Commemorative Dan Marino wall plaque.
Giant silver hoop earrings.

All pale in comparison to this crazy two toned weave.

Dream Weaver

Tasty Beverage

I bet she never even spilled a drop.

Tasty Beverage

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Is there swinger etiquette for dealing with pets? Judging by the angle of this picture, I'm pretty sure a third person was the photographer. So if you are having a swinger get together, is it okay to let your dog stay in the room where the magic is going to take place?

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Second Coming of Red Sonja

I'll admit that when I was in fifth grade, Red Sonja seemed like a kick ass movie. She was probably a celluloid version of every D&D player's wet dream. But as an adult, a woman with a sword just seems weird.

Maybe Lorena Bobbit ruined the image of a woman with a sharp instrument forever.

Second Coming of Red Sonja

Why I Don't Like This Picture

I like curvy girls.
I like girls in mismatched overly tight underwear.
I like guns too.
But I can't enjoy all three things together.
Guns and Girls are not sexy.

Why I Don't Like This Picture

The Furniture Version of the Island of Misfit Toys

I wish we could see more of this room. As it is, I have no clue what type of room this would qualify as. I count at least three pieces of patio furniture in this cluster of mismatched furniture.

The Furniture Version of the Island of Misfit Toys

Mini-Van Photo Shoot

Even a thong and stockings can't really improve the sex appeal of a mini-van.

Mini-Van Photo Shoot

I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me

What could be more soothing for a boudoir than a giant pair of eyes glaring down at your bed.

I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me

Do-It-Yourselfers?

I consider myself pretty handy around the house, but I can't imagine why someone would have a blowtorch laying next to the bed. Or am I just naive?

Do-It-Yourselfers?

Swing Set Innovation by Swingers

I've got to tip my hat to these folks for coming up with something I've never thought of. No, it's not the position they are in, it's their nifty utilization of a mini-trampoline hanging from a swing set. I don't know if it's for sexual use, although judging by these two, I'm sure it's been called into service at least once.

Swing Set Innovation by Swingers

My Kind of Party

Two girls intertwined, a guy wearing nothing but a sock on his junk, and an old school Nintendo Entertainment System with no less than seven cartridges to choose from. Seven games!

My Kind of Party

It looks nice in the den.....

How many of you have ever thought about purchasing a sex swing, but worried about how it would fit in with the rest of your home furnishings? These folks installed it in their den/rec room and I have to admit, it doesn't seem a bit out of place.

It looks nice in the den.....

What ya watching? Part 1

Seeing a TV on in the background of amateur pics is not uncommon. Usually there is some type of porn playing, which makes sense. But there are a lot of pics out there with normal shows frozen in time.

This one I found special because even though it's not an adult movie, the look on the guy's face is priceless. It's as if he's looking out at the naked woman standing above him.

What ya watching? Part 1

Does This Stuffed Animal Make Me Look Sexy?

I often wonder what people are thinking when I see a picture of a person posing with a stuffed animal. It's almost like they are intentionally sabotaging the erotic aspirations of the photographer.

Does This Stuffed Animal Make Me Look Sexy?

Where to Begin?

If you can get past the bizarre activities on the exercise bike, I'd like you to take a moment to appreciate this fine collection of reproduction medieval weaponry.

Okay now you can turn your attention back to the exercise bike.

Where to Begin?

Drug Abuse?

Technically this would probably be classified as paraphernalia abuse.

Drug Abuse?

Commemorative Plates and Pearls

Look out kids, Grandma isn't just proud of her collection of commemorative plates on the wall!

Commemorative Plates and Pearls

Creepy Art

This mature lady posed in front of one of the creepiest paintings I've seen in a while. It's like John Wayne Gacy decided to paint a picture of a skeleton and the Joker. Sadly, we can only see a portion of the overall painting. As a bonus, if you look closely, there is some kind of weird furry item on the futuristic coffee table.

Creepy Art

Does Bathong and Dental Hygiene Mix?

Nothing out of the ordinary about this middle aged bathing beauty, until I noticed the bottle of mouthwash on the tub ledge behind her. Who uses mouthwash while they are taking a bath??

Does Bathong and Dental Hygiene Mix?

Who Hasn't Used a Towel for a Curtain?

This young lady posed in front of both a door with a towel curtain and a Spiderman blanket curtain for another window.

Who Hasn't Used a Towel for a Curtain?