That Doesn't Look Very Clean

This is what I imagine the conversation sounded like that led to this picture:'

"Hey honey, I'd really like to see you insert something wacky into your hoo-hoo."

"Great, what did you have in mind? A cucumber?"

"Actually I was thinking about this dirty old traffic cone I stole from some workers on the street today."

"Great idea!"

That Doesn't Look Very Clean