Happy New Year's Eve

It's hard to find New Year's Eve shots to make fun of. Luckily I found this happy lass and her horn blowing hoo-hoo to ring in the new year for us all.

Happy New Year's Eve

How Much of the Ozone Layer Did She Destroy?

The girls of my generation helped destroy 72% of the ozone layer by spraying copious amounts of hairspray in order to create monolithic walls of big bangs. Here is a hold over from the early nineties, proudly displaying her bangs as well as her naughty bits.

How Much of the Ozone Layer Did She Destroy?

Landscaping Fetish Part One

Finally! Something to titillate both my love of lawn and garden implements and my love for half naked women.

Landscaping Fetish Part One

Davy Crockett Would Probably Like It

I'm not sure the folks at PETA would approve, but I'm sure there are plenty of mountain men out there that would like nothing more than a girl wearing a coonskin cap.

Davy Crockett Would Probably Like It

Looks Like Too Much Work to Me

These swingers get a gold star for the most innovative position, but I can't imagine that is very much fun for either one of them.

Looks Like Too Much Work to Me

Amature Spelunkers?

I've honestly never seen a headlamp in any porn pics before. But the middle girl in this all girl sandwich is wearing one.

Amature Spelunkers?

Santa Needs Love Too

Yesterday, we had a lot of shots of ladies and their Christmas trees. But what about jolly old St. Nick?

Santa Needs Love Too

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree

Different families celebrate the holidays in many different ways. Some folks enjoy caroling, or having the family over for a big meal. Others feel obligated to pose provocatively in front of the family Christmas tree. Here are a few of those:

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree

Try to Keep Your Large Felines Seperate

It's clear she loves tigers by the tiger pillow she's squatting on while flanked by two giant stuffed animal tigers. But it just seems like she's cheating on her beloved tigers by wearing leopard print lingerie.

Try to Keep Your Large Felines Seperate

Mama Said Knock You Out

What's up with the training gloves? Was he doing some training in the bedroom and all of the sudden decide it was time to make sweet love?

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Mama Said Knock You Out

That's Just Wrong

Who thinks of putting a strap on harness onto a giant teddy bear? This chick!

That's Just Wrong

Maybe You Should Try Some Colorfast Bleach

The panties read " Powered by 100% Clean Burning Girl Power". Apparently, it's not that clean burning, judging by the big stain below the words.

Maybe You Should Try Some Colorfast Bleach

Are There OSHA Standards for Strippers?

I salute her patriotism. But I question her dedication to her craft. Are third degree burns to your va-jay-jay worth winning the Stripper of the Year award?

Are There OSHA Standards for Strippers?

What is that? Cork?

I'm unsure what the wall behind this middle aged woman is made of. It kind of looks like cork board. Regardless of what it's made out of, it naturally looks better because of the faux medieval sword display above her head.

What is that? Cork?

Be Sure to Wipe the Top of That Bottle

I was just noticing a sign at the supermarket the other day warning that you should wipe the top of your wine bottle after you opened it, in order to remove any lead residue from the foil cap over the cork. After finding this pic, I can think of other reasons to why that's probably a good idea.

Be Sure to Wipe the Top of That Bottle

Show the Tattoo You Must

Normally, I try to photoshop all of the flesh out of a picture. I'd hate to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities. But when I saw this very detailed tattoo strategically placed crotch high on this mullet wearing obese woman, I knew that I had to bend the rules and share a little slice of reality with the viewing public. The force is strong in this one.

Show the Tattoo You Must

Let's Take a Moment to Talk About Size Appropriate Attire

I want to go on record saying that I'm a fan of the curvy women of the world. But let's be reasonable.

This girl knows what size of clothes she should buy. She knew damn well that when she put on this itsy bitsy bikini, that there were going to be major sections of fabric that were going to disappear into the rolls of her flesh.

Let's Take a Moment to Talk About Size Appropriate Attire

Big Eyed Cats Weird Me Out

I'm not sure I could focus on the lady. The giant pastel colored cat staring up at me from the pillow case would just knock me off my game. She's trying to bring her A game. She's got the fancy red panties and the slip on nipple chain, but that damn cat kills it.

But to be honest that weird tube of ointment on the bedside table is a worse distraction. I don't even want to imagine what that particular tube of salve is for.

Big Eyed Cats Weird Me Out

I Don't Get It

If you start from the ground up, this lady is doing okay on the traditional sexy attire:

1. High Heel Shoes
2. Black Thigh High Stockings
3. No Panties
4. Red Leather Mini-Skirt
5. Tight Black Shirt
6. Bondage Dog Collar

So far, so good, but then she kills the mood with:

7. Hideous Floppy Red Hat

Ladies, let this be a lesson to you, say no to hats if you are trying to look hot.

I Don't Get It

Is Nothing Sacred?

I'll never be able to go to the hardware store to buy a new handle for my hoe without wondering if someone's mom has been rubbing all over it.

Is Nothing Sacred?

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

I dig chicks that recycle. That's one less bottle that will be heading to the landfill, for a little while at least.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

I Wish I Had Thought of That

These swingers have come up with a innovative use for those old front seats you have left lying around after you pulled them out of your 78 Firebird. Use them for a sex seat.

I Wish I Had Thought of That

Nice Bass

This gal is great! Not only is she fishing without any pants, she's caught herself a nice little bass. Both she and the fish are keepers.

Nice Bass

Framed?

Do you really like the look of a flat screen TV, but don't have the money for a new tv? Just frame your old one. Some black board inside a flourescent green wood frame and voila!

And while you're admiring this couple's creativity, please note that Frosty the Snowman is getting a eyeful.

Framed?

Calisthentics Never Looked So Fun

If this type of exercise had been part of the Presidential Fitness Test, I think I might have actually tried to get that lousy patch and certificate.





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Calisthentics Never Looked So Fun

You're Motoring, What's Your Price for Flight

Check out this massive tower of home entertainment components. I can't even identify all of the pieces. But I can assure you, that in 1987, nobody could beat this guy when it came to blaring "Sister Christian" at full volume. I bet Night Ranger never sounded so good.

You're Motoring, What's Your Price for Flight

Full Moon

I admire any young woman that moons random drunks that she happens to pass on the street.

Full Moon

Fabric Softener Fetish???

What do you think of when somebody mentions hot bondage action? If you're like these folks, hot bondage action appearantly involves doing a load of laundry.

Fabric Softener Fetish???

That Doesn't Look Very Clean

This is what I imagine the conversation sounded like that led to this picture:'

"Hey honey, I'd really like to see you insert something wacky into your hoo-hoo."

"Great, what did you have in mind? A cucumber?"

"Actually I was thinking about this dirty old traffic cone I stole from some workers on the street today."

"Great idea!"

That Doesn't Look Very Clean

I Don't Think That's Approved for Use on Humans

There is no question that hooking your wife up to a cow milking machine is pretty kinky. The real question is are these a kinky couple of dairy farmers, or someone so dedicated to S&M that they bought their own milking machine. We may never know.

I Don't Think That's Approved for Use on Humans

Mmmmmm Snack Time

Nothing like a quick snack of onions and Coca-Cola (I count fifteen cans). And for a weird bonus, their is a factory AC-Delco stereo sitting at the back of the countertop. At first, I thought it was a toaster, but then I saw the knobs and display.

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Mmmmmm Snack Time

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Geological Formations and Jorts Get Me Hot

Nothing like a little flashing when you've stopped to check out some type of mineral spring deposit. Those comfortable yet classy jean shorts would drive any man (or woman for that matter) crazy.

Geological Formations and Jorts Get Me Hot

Tour de Nue

Okay so my French may be a little off, but you get the point. Here we have a middle aged French woman getting ready to ride her bike wearing nothing but a pair of slippers and a smile.

To be honest, if they sprinkled some nude women into the Tour de France, I might watch.

Tour de Nue

Sweet Ride

Checkered flag decal on the roof and hood. Somebody's naked mom spread out in front. That's automotive perfection.

Sweet Ride

Wish I Had Thought of This Game

Apparently this is a true game of skill. Look how he missed with the two little rings.

Wish I Had Thought of This Game

I Didn't Know These Things Still Existed

Last time I can remember seeing a beaded curtain was in the episode of the Brady Bunch where Greg moves into the attic. Seriously I thought these things had all been taken to the landfill years ago. But this Designing Woman has added a bit of casual elegance to her home by utilizing what appears to be, not one, but two beaded curtains. One is black with a white pattern , the other white with a black pattern.

I Didn't Know These Things Still Existed

Dig That Crazy Beat

Nudists from the Sixties were awesome. In the old pics, they are all young and hip. Check out this happy pair practicing their drumming skills.

Dig That Crazy Beat

Looks Like Gravity Won This Fight

I guess she was giving her lover a special present, so she decided to affix a few bows to her naughty bits. But as you can tell by the rather odd placement of the upper two bows, she's not quite as perky as she was in her youth. Ideally those bows should be at 10 and 2 instead of 5 and 7.

Looks Like Gravity Won This Fight

Disappointed.....

At first glance, I thought this gal was dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS. But then when I looked closer, I found that she was just a kinky chick in a Halloween mask and crotchless panties.

Disappointed.....

There's a Reason Bathrooms are the Most Dangerous Room in the House

This curvy girl should probably stay away from any bathroom acrobatics.

There's a Reason Bathrooms are the Most Dangerous Room in the House

Couldn't They Have Moved it Out of the Shot?

Nothing says "Sexy" like a dirty plate that's been used for an ashtray.

Couldn't They Have Moved it Out of the Shot?

Dream Weaver

Guns hanging on the wall.
Stains on the previously mentioned wall.
Commemorative Dan Marino wall plaque.
Giant silver hoop earrings.

All pale in comparison to this crazy two toned weave.

Dream Weaver

Tasty Beverage

I bet she never even spilled a drop.

Tasty Beverage